"you smell like a stinky old man" and other things my sister says to me

Isn't having a sibling amazing? A few more choice quotes:

"Dance party? Or else I'll bite your cheek."

"Feeling your face is so enjoyable!"

"Let's talk!" (cheery voice)

"Do you love me?"

"You don't love me."


  1. Your sister sounds like a pretty great person.


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